Monday, April 30, 2007

They Care

Huh. I'm ... nonplussed. Con Edison asked me, by letter, if anything was ... wrong. Apparently, I'm not using enough gas. Seriously. They think there may be a malfunction with my meter. There isn't. What comes to mind are the following responses, if I were required to respond, which, thankfully, I'm not.

a) I'm trying to minimize my carbon footprint
b) I've lost the urge/skills to actually bake
c) My oven might be broken (it smokes if set to over 200 degrees)
d) I'm too cheap to clean my oven and so it might be "broken"
e) the only thing I cook on the stovetop these day is 1-minute oatmeal

Answer = D


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